Funny Poems to Put in a Valentines Day Card

Jimmy has been an online freelance writer for over twelve years. He writes about a wide variety of topics, including humor and romance.

These Valentine's Day jokes and poems are sure to put you in a good mood.

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Funny Valentine's Poems and Jokes

Being in love is a fantastic feeling, especially if you know that the person that you love is also in love with you. Valentine's Day is a day of love and romance and is all about showing that special person in your life just how much you care about them.

Hearts and flowers, cards and chocolates, jewelry, or a nice cuddly toy are all ideal gifts for Valentine's Day and are always appreciated by the recipient.

The trouble is that Valentine's Day can become too intense and too serious if you are both focusing so much on trying to please each other that you forget to have some fun.

Why not lighten the mood and the atmosphere with some jokes and some funny poems, and have a giggle together—after all, laughter is a powerful aphrodisiac.

Knock Knock Valentine's Day Jokes

1. Knock, knock!
   Who's there?
   Master.
   Master, who?
   Master hurt when you fell from heaven.
2. Knock, knock!
   Who's there?
   Bee.
   Bee, who?
   Bee my Valentine.
3. Knock, knock!
   Who's there?
   Frank.
   Frank, who?
   Frank you for being my friend.
4. Knock, knock!
   Who's there?
   Pooch.
   Pooch, who?
   Pooch your arms around me, baby!
5. Knock, knock!
   Who's there?
   Myla.
   Myla, who?
   Mylave is like a red, red rose!
6. Knock, knock!
   Who's there?
   Me.
   Me, who?
   Me love you long time, baby.

Don't string me along this Valentine's day!

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Short Jokes

• "She tore my Valentine in half!" said Tom half-heartedly.
• Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Their wedding ceremony wasn't fancy. The reception, however, was excellent.
• What did the stamp say to the envelope?
  I'm stuck on you.
• Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
  No, but they had an apple.
• What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
  A hug and a quiche!
• What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
  Hogs and kisses!

More Jokes

• A woman was taking a nap on Valentine's Day afternoon. After she awoke, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a gorgeous and expensive diamond necklace for Valentine's Day! What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, her husband came home with a small package for her. Thrilled, she opened it and found a book titled "The Meaning of Dreams."
  
• A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?" Several men stood up as the lights came on. An older lady pulled her daughter to stand next to her, "Good, are any of you doctors single and interested in a date with a nice, Jewish girl?"

Give your sweetheart something different from the rest with an original "Roses Are Red" poem.

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"Roses Are Red" Poems for Valentine's Day

Almost everyone uses the old classic "Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you," poem on Valentine's cards that they send, but why not try something more original and give your sweetheart something a little different from the rest.

1. Roses are red
Violets are blue
My heart pumps faster
When I am with you

2. Roses are Red

With leaves of Green
Oops! Wrong holiday
It's not Halloween

3. Roses are red
With leaves of green
You make me feel like a King
Please be my Queen

4. Roses are red
Violets are blue
The simple fact is
I really love you

5. Roses are red
Snowdrops are white
My heart will melt
In your arms tonight

6. Roses are red
Daffodils are yellow
Like marijuana
You make me feel mellow

7. Roses are red
Carnations are white
Fancy a date
This Friday night?

8. Roses are red
Violets are blue
My heart is dancing
From being with you

Katie on February 06, 2020:

Great job

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Joshua Nyamache from Kenya on February 14, 2013:

It is funny, you have made my day.

Nithya Venkat from Dubai on February 13, 2013:

Totally enjoyed reading, awesome hub. Voted up. Great hub.

Nell Rose from England on February 13, 2013:

Really cute, and so funny! lol!

Linda Bilyeu from Orlando, FL on February 13, 2013:

You make me mellow!! Funny, witty and clever poems!! Happy Valentine's Day Jimmy!

DON BALDERAS on February 11, 2013:

Happy Valentines Day, Jim. This is great.

Rajnesh kumar from India on February 10, 2013:

sweet cute nice and funny lol :D

Kas from Bartlett, Tennessee on February 10, 2013:

Alright jimmy, I admit I think I'll have to use a few of these....especially the pooch one. My wife will laugh hard at me but I will have to do it. Thanks for this and voting up brother!

Russ Moran - The Write Stuff from Long Island, New York on February 10, 2013:

Love this hub Jimmy. You've made my life easier for expressing my love to my honey (of 44 years)

Shauna L Bowling from Central Florida on February 10, 2013:

What awesome poems and humor! I don't have a valentine, so I feel especially treated for this lovers' holiday. Thank you give making my heart smile!

Susan Hazelton from Northern New York on February 10, 2013:

HaHaHa :) Love it. I especially lke the "Meaning of dreams joke:. Up and funny.

Wayne Barrett from Clearwater Florida on February 10, 2013:

I like the compilation of poetry and jokes

Me love you long time. LOL. Sorry I've spent time overseas, so that one caught me off guard...in a good way. Very funny.

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